Well, my first kiss was a little anticlimactic; sadly enough! I began dating this fella and as much as I hate to admit it, from the first meeting I didn't want to date him. However, there was lots of pressure on both sides for us to date. Everyone kept telling us how perfect we were for each other and how we had so much in common! So, I felt a little obligated to give it a try. We went on like 3 or 4 dates and he was a super nice guy. So I thought, "What the heck" we can date - try it out, if anything at least I got to meet somebody new right?! So, it was about the 4th date and we were watching a movie together. Me, him (we'll call him Bob) and my best friend. After the movie, Bob said he wanted to take me somewhere. And awkwardly my friend stayed. So, again the three of us drove up to the "haunted swing" played around for a bit and then got back in the car. This time we drove to a potato barn. And luckily, my friend stayed in the car! So after walking around in this dark and stinky potato barn for a while. He leans in, keep in mind, this was my first kiss. So, I just went for it...however he ended up kissing my nose. And then I couldn't stop laughing. So he kept trying - and bless his heart it was hilarious to me! So, that was my first kiss - a little awkward, stinky and funny!
My first kiss seems pretty sketchy when I talk about, and you know what? It might be.
So, I summer was coming to an end and I just graduated from high school (yeah yeah I got my first a little late in the game). I was putting in my mission papers soon and kind of worried that I was going to leave with my virgin lips. I was on my way home when I got a call from my best friend (and crush at the time) who was staying at her aunt's house at the time.
"Hey, my aunt is gone for a couple of days, wanna come over tonight?"
Yeah, I know what this sounds like. Anyway, I trusted her, and the chance to spend time alone with a girl that I liked a lot seemed like those moments I live for.
So I get to her place around 9:30 and she's very excited to see me. Moreover, she's prepared strawberries with chocolate fondu. Yup, strawberries. And chocolate fondu. Now, if I had the knowledge I have now, I would have seen the signs, but in my mind I was saying "I love strawberries!"
After a while we went and rented Mr. and Mrs. Smith... HA! This is funny just typing it. She picked the movie, I had never seen it. Went back to her place and watched the movie. Didn't cuddle though... she probably would have had I made a move, but remember I never had luck with a girl before now.
Afterwards her and I just talked into the night until about 4 A.M. Driving home wasn't going to be such a good idea since I lived almost an hour away and I was tired, so she convinced me to stay in the guest room. Mind you, she'd stayed the night at my house before, so I figured what the heck.
And then it just happened, naturally, beautifully, awesomely. I kissed her and she kissed me. It was a little more than a peck, but not enough to be a prolonged kiss of 2 seconds.
I jumped up and down on the guest bed right after...hehe. Come on, you would too if you'd waited 19 years and finally got the kiss from the girl you always wanted to kiss.
Albeit I got, like, 4 hours of sleep, boy did I sleep well. You see, I had the opportunity to kiss other girls, but I was waiting for a memorable first, and I got it. ALLLLLLRRIIIGGGHHHTTTT!
Well, my first kiss was a little anticlimactic; sadly enough! I began dating this fella and as much as I hate to admit it, from the first meeting I didn't want to date him. However, there was lots of pressure on both sides for us to date. Everyone kept telling us how perfect we were for each other and how we had so much in common! So, I felt a little obligated to give it a try. We went on like 3 or 4 dates and he was a super nice guy. So I thought, "What the heck" we can date - try it out, if anything at least I got to meet somebody new right?! So, it was about the 4th date and we were watching a movie together. Me, him (we'll call him Bob) and my best friend. After the movie, Bob said he wanted to take me somewhere. And awkwardly my friend stayed. So, again the three of us drove up to the "haunted swing" played around for a bit and then got back in the car. This time we drove to a potato barn. And luckily, my friend stayed in the car! So after walking around in this dark and stinky potato barn for a while. He leans in, keep in mind, this was my first kiss. So, I just went for it...however he ended up kissing my nose. And then I couldn't stop laughing. So he kept trying - and bless his heart it was hilarious to me! So, that was my first kiss - a little awkward, stinky and funny!
ReplyDeleteLove,
The Potato Kisser
My first kiss seems pretty sketchy when I talk about, and you know what? It might be.
ReplyDeleteSo, I summer was coming to an end and I just graduated from high school (yeah yeah I got my first a little late in the game). I was putting in my mission papers soon and kind of worried that I was going to leave with my virgin lips. I was on my way home when I got a call from my best friend (and crush at the time) who was staying at her aunt's house at the time.
"Hey, my aunt is gone for a couple of days, wanna come over tonight?"
Yeah, I know what this sounds like. Anyway, I trusted her, and the chance to spend time alone with a girl that I liked a lot seemed like those moments I live for.
So I get to her place around 9:30 and she's very excited to see me. Moreover, she's prepared strawberries with chocolate fondu. Yup, strawberries. And chocolate fondu. Now, if I had the knowledge I have now, I would have seen the signs, but in my mind I was saying "I love strawberries!"
After a while we went and rented Mr. and Mrs. Smith... HA! This is funny just typing it. She picked the movie, I had never seen it. Went back to her place and watched the movie. Didn't cuddle though... she probably would have had I made a move, but remember I never had luck with a girl before now.
Afterwards her and I just talked into the night until about 4 A.M. Driving home wasn't going to be such a good idea since I lived almost an hour away and I was tired, so she convinced me to stay in the guest room. Mind you, she'd stayed the night at my house before, so I figured what the heck.
And then it just happened, naturally, beautifully, awesomely. I kissed her and she kissed me. It was a little more than a peck, but not enough to be a prolonged kiss of 2 seconds.
I jumped up and down on the guest bed right after...hehe. Come on, you would too if you'd waited 19 years and finally got the kiss from the girl you always wanted to kiss.
Albeit I got, like, 4 hours of sleep, boy did I sleep well. You see, I had the opportunity to kiss other girls, but I was waiting for a memorable first, and I got it. ALLLLLLRRIIIGGGHHHTTTT!
Love,
The Sketchy Kisser